This morning when I woke up it was -14ºC (6ºF) outside. My apartment is situated on top of a largely empty space and is not optimized for cold, so it gets a little chilly and I can't leave the heat on too high because the gas bill goes up too fast. I rose up from bed and made tracks for the shower to warm my blood. I found ice on the shower hose and when I turned it on, it took a minute for the hot water to melt through the thin layer of ice on the showerhead itself. I decided to use the time to empty my bladder. I did not have my contacts or glasses on so my vision was pretty blurry. I became concerned when I heard the sound of liquid splashing off something solid, thinking my aim was not true and I'd have a mess to clean. Then I realized that there was a layer of ice on top of the toilet water and I was melting it. That's a true story; it's cold here.
Posted by The DNM at December 6, 2005 7:52 PMI know what you mean, It was only like 50 degrees this morning in Las Cruces.
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Posted by: Rico Suave at December 6, 2005 11:00 PMDave, it could have been worse, you could of had diarrhea. LOL
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